Thursday, January 12, 2006

The JockStrapBall

I think we should make a JockStrapBall, what do you think? Perhaps we could have a JockStrapBall Roll-On, whatever that is ('sounds kinda kinky). We could collect donations for prostate cancer and perhaps get a grant from the Puffin Foundation for our artistic prowess. Maybe we'd have men "of all ages, sizes, economic backgrounds, and ethnicities sitting and tying [jockstraps] together, chatting over a chocolate buffet and push our [JockStrapBall] around." Fnar, fnar. Definitely, we it wouldn't have a "Herstory" though. Nope, definitely not. Somehow, I don't think it would attract the girls either.


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