Friday, October 07, 2005

What if Freud had been a woman?

"Sex would not be considered the primary force that drives human behavior. Instead, it would be Fear of Having a Large Behind. All men would be haunted by a condition known as "penis shame." The mind would not be divided into the Id, the Ego and the Superego but the Shoe-Desire Region, the Weeping Center, and the If-You-Don't-Know-What-You-Did-Wrong-I'm-Not-Going-to-Tell-You Lobe. Also, sometimes a dried apricot is just a dried apricot."


And, well, fair's fair, if you're going to stereotype one side, you'll have to dig at the other too:

"What if our thoughts scrolled across our foreheads, like a TV news crawl?

All men would be incarcerated for public lewdness, conspiracy, fraud and crimes against humanity."

Read the rest here.

But I wonder, what would happen to women if their thoughts scrolled across thier foreheads...?

1 comment:

sue said...

Oh, God...I don't wanna know!

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